The First Sugar Buzz
God help us all, Vinnie discovers sugar...Disclaimer: I do not own Biker Mice or Mars Bars of any kind. (sighs)
The First Sugar Buzz
Vinnie looked at Charley with mild suspicion. "You're kidding me, right?"
"No," she said in exasperation. "Peel off the plastic and bite into it. Its good."
"Looks a lot like a ration bar," he said, turning the brightly colored parcel in his hands.
"Its not, I promise," she said. She took it from his hands and peeled off the wrapper, revealing a light brown colored bar. She broke it in half and handed him a piece, biting into her own. "Just try it, okay?"
The white mouse sniffed it over, noting the sweet unfamiliar smell. "Alright, just a little." He bit into the candy, his jaw locking as the sweetness exploded over his tongue. His pink eyes widened in surprise and wonder as the chocolate melted. He gave a tiny whimper as he swallowed. His mouth almost refused to work as he spoke, "Wha--what is--how is it--what is this stuff, Charley?"
"Chocolate," she said with a smile. "Earth candy."
"Earth is a beautiful place," he said dreamily as he took another bite of the bar.
A loud call from outside caught her attention. "Looks like Mitch is here for his truck. You stay back here, I won't be too long". The girl walked outside to greet her customer.
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Thirty minutes later, a very odd sounding Charley called over the CB to Throttle and Modo. "Hey guys, you both alright out there?"
"Sure, Charley-ma'am, just patroling the city," Modo said cheerfully.
"Why do you ask?" Throttle said.
"Um"--her voice muffled a bit--"you guys had better get back here. Quick."
"Something wrong?"
"Nothing--too terribly bad, but--oh, god this is gonna be blackmail for years to come."
"Blackmail?!" Modo said in alarm.
"We're on our way," Throttle said, immediately heading back to the garage.
"Wait, Throttle, its not that serious--Vincent Van Wham, get off the ceiling!!"
Both mice exchanged looks, before pushing their bikes to their limits to get to the garage. But nothing could have prepared them for what they found.
Charley had dragged the garden hose into the garage bay and was holding it out like it was a deadly weapon, her sights firmly set on Vinnie. The white mouse was dripping wet, a wild glazed look on his face as he clung to the ceiling beams of the garage. He glanced over at his friends,
"Heyguyswhatsuphowyoudoingyouknowyoureallyoughttotrythisearthcandystuff
theycallitchocolateandcaramelandbutterscotchandfireballsandjawbreakers
andtheyevengotkindscalled'warheads'"--he howled in shock as Charley sprayed him firmly with the hose, sputtering and coughing as the cold water soaked him again. "Hey! Whatwasthatfor!?"
She just looked over at the two other mice, who looked beyond stunned. "I take it this isn't normal behaviour for him?"
"We'd have killed him in his sleep if it was," Throttle said a mildy horrified tone, unable to take his eyes off the sight of his bro.
"What happened to him?" Modo asked in stunned shock.
"All I can figure is that he got into my candy stash," she said.
"Lottalottalottachocolate!!" The white mouse jabbered happily.
"'Candy' can do all this?" Throttle asked incredulously.
"Only if you eat seventeen Mars Bars at once," she said angrily, turning to the hose onto pressure Mach 6. "Those are hard to find around here, you jerk!!"
"Mars Bars?" Modo asked as Vinnie howled at the cold water being blasted at him.
She shrugged. "They're my favorite chocolate bar, you know, sweet candy. Its just coincidence the word 'Mars' is in it."
"Noitain'tnoitain'tnoitain't!!"
"I say we leave him up there until all that sugar wears off," Modo said firmly.
"I second that," Throttle said, shaking his head at his bro's antics.
Charley smirked. "Worse comes to worst, I'll get to teach you boys about pinatas."
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