Charley's Song

Just a bit of fun, inspired by the Muppets' version of the 'Big Blue Frog' song.

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
I’m in love with a big white mouse,
And a big white mouse loves me.
It’s not as bad as it appears –
He’s six-one and his bod’s studly.

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
He wears a Martian Flex-Plate mask,
And his bandoleers are green.
Round his neck is a purple bandana,
The finest mouse that ever was seen!

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
The Throttle fans don’t like it, and it’s probably clear
To you, as it’s clear to me:
The only reason why they object
Is pure and simple jealousy!

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
Yes, I’m in love with a big white mouse,
And a big white mouse loves me.
He’s got a big red racing bike,
He’s fuzzy, buff and called Vinnie!
Oh yeah,
He’s fuzzy, buff and called Vinnie!

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LOL!! that is Too Funny Prodigal Fan!!!
pure and simple jelousy. Teeh! ^_^

"There are three things you can count on...."
"Your brains, your bros, and your bikes?" Vandal asked.
"No, Hunger, Thirst, and never a bathroom when you need it." Jacket grumbled.

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simply magnificent! pure jelousy, Vinnie is Charley's ONE AND ONLY MOUSE!!!!

"They keep saying there is a perfect person for everyone out there but I seriously think that mine got hit by a truck..."

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ROFL.... this is to funny, Prodigal :D

Beware - the lorekeeper is here!!!!! >:-)

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Thank you!

"I dragged Diotavelli to Pilade's, where I had a Campari and he a root beer. Root beer, he said, had a monkish, archaic taste. Almost Templar." - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

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Heheheh, too cute *grin*

The baddest mammajamma of Mars!

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Thanks!

"I dragged Diotavelli to Pilade's, where I had a Campari and he a root beer. Root beer, he said, had a monkish, archaic taste. Almost Templar." - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

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ROFL, I don't know where you get these ideas from, but keep them coming, oh and BTW does anyone have a needle and some surgical thread, I need to repair my sides, I laughed so much that I went and split them LOL.

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Thanks!

Oh, if a Dr Karbunkle offers to sew you up, his intentions may not be entirely charitable... ;-)

"I dragged Diotavelli to Pilade's, where I had a Campari and he a root beer. Root beer, he said, had a monkish, archaic taste. Almost Templar." - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

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I'll keep that in mind, thanks. lol

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lol
Prodigal, this is funny!

btw, I've emailed u and I didn't get a reply. GET HOTMAIL! lol

In this Wild and Wooly Universe, there are only FOUR things you can count on: Your Brains, Your Bros, Your Bike and the brilliance of Pink Floyd!!!

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Thanks!

When did you email? Nothing in my inbox or spambox that looked like you!

"I dragged Diotavelli to Pilade's, where I had a Campari and he a root beer. Root beer, he said, had a monkish, archaic taste. Almost Templar." - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

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about a month ago
I wish u had Yahoo messenger so then we don't have to chat like this all the time

In this Wild and Wooly Universe, there are only FOUR things you can count on: Your Brains, Your Bros, Your Bike and the brilliance of Pink Floyd!!!

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I love this! It brought a smile to my face!

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Good! That was the purpose of the exercise!

Thanks.

"I dragged Diotavelli to Pilade's, where I had a Campari and he a root beer. Root beer, he said, had a monkish, archaic taste. Almost Templar." - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum

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For a moment I thought this was based on the 50's tune "That's my baby", but i'm pretty sure it isn't. Eh, either way, its cool!

In this Wild and Wooly Universe, there are only FOUR things you can count on: Your Brains, Your Bros, Your Bike and the brilliance of Pink Floyd!!!

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