Maybe tomorrow, maybe not never (COMPETITION ENTRY - End date 04/09/08) Rankaloo84
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Maybe tomorrow, maybe not never
Rankaloo aka Ukuli 2008

"Limburger!!!" Camembert, the high chairman of Plutark roared furiously before the vidcoms image connection was ready. When it the picture became visible the high chairman saw his unlucky suborordinate Lawrence Limburger who seemed gotten more weight since last time The Chairman had seen him shaking in front of his monitor.
Camembert thought that Limburger must have been one of his most miserable and failing Plutarkian ever to be responsible to steal the natural resources from Earth.

Individual Miserableness Scales Oberon
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Miserable Vinnie, on a scale of zero-to-ten.

0- Mouse feels no pain or anguish. Normal demeanor.

1- Maybe some itching from flea bath, but nothing unusual.

2- More itching.

3- Again, more itching. In places mouse can't get to.

4- Some pain. Will most likely hide in order to appear macho and perfectly fine.

5- Some activities impaired. Fellow mice will notice change in demeanor.

6- Half of all activities impaired. Only a retarded wombat would not notice demeanor.

Aspects of Love #2: If Slime Worms Be the Food of Love The Prodigal Fan
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The second of two Valentine's Day flash fics
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Partnership Day, Lord High Chairman Camembert mused. Every year it seemed to come round earlier. And it was becoming rapidly less meaningful. Once this celebration of marriage had been an exercise in crass commercialism – tacky greetings cards, and the rest. But the young fry these days increasingly seemed to think it was all about romance. He shuddered at the word. Where was the profit in that? Yet more old fashioned values fading away…

Vinnie and Charley Get Ready for Christmas The Prodigal Fan
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A merry (and wholly innocent!) tale for the festive season.

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Today, Vinnie and Charley are getting ready for Christmas. Do you like Christmas? Vinnie does. See the mistletoe. Charley tells Vinnie to get the turkey and Christmas tree ready whilst she goes to town to do some shopping for presents and cards.
“Do you have any shopping to do?” asks Charley.
“Yes, I do” says Vinnie. Vinnie would like to buy Charley a nice present. Kind Vinnie.
When Charley has gone, Carbine comes in.
“Hello, Vinnie!” says Carbine.

The Night's Plutarkian Shore The Prodigal Fan
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Based on a favourite poem of mine, 'The Raven' by Edgar Allen Poe; the title is inspired by a line from that poem which refers to "...the night's Plutonian shore".

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a piece of land purchased at the cheapest price;
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone loudly rapping, at my Tower door, just twice.
“Visitors,” Karbunkle muttered, as he built some strange device,
“Could it be those Biker Mice?”

Ah, it was such dreadful pity, that ensconced in Windy City,

Throttle's Quiz Oberon
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Reviews welcome! :):):)

Name: Throttle

Age: 22

Homeland: Talmain, Mars

Species/Race: Martian Mouse

Fur/Skin color: Tan, with some extra fuzz on the noggin *grin*

Height: Five-and-a-half khell, six kharr (six feet seven inches in human terms)

Weight: Around... one-hundred-nine khnaa (one-hundred-forty pounds)

Parents: Flash, Gauge

Relatives: one younger brother, two adopted brothers, one adopted sister, three cousins, two aunts, two uncles, one sister-by-marriage

Married: um, no.

Children: nope.

Vinnie's Quiz Oberon
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Reviews welcome! :):):)

Name: Vincent "Vinnie" Van Wham

Age: 21

Homeland: Shota Trail, Breor, Mars

Species/Race: 100% Martian Stud, er, Mouse

Parents: Holister and Rihkoshae

Siblings: Cassanera

Other relatives: two aunts, five uncles, four aunts-by-marriage, ten cousins, two deceased aunts, two brothers-by-debt, one sister-by-debt

Married: Are you kidding?!

Children: Probably. I dunno.

Modo- quiz Oberon
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Er, that wasn't supposed to come out as a download.. Sorry. Eheheheheh. Modo answers some questions about himself and his bros.

EDIT: Figured it out, here ya go! :):):)
[= x-small]Name: Modo "Maverick"

Age: 23

Homeland: Dire Valley, Mars

Species/Race: Martian Mouse

Parents: Axle, Rose

Siblings: Halara

Other relatives: A niece and nephew, two adopted brothers, one adopted sister, two aunts, one uncle-by-marriage

Married: No.

Children: ...no.

Charley's Quiz Oberon
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Reviews welcome! :D
[= x-small]Name: Charlene Davidson (my father wanted a boy :p )

Age: 24

Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois

Species/Race: Earth Fema- er, human. (shakes head) been spending too much time around these scienticky alien folk..

Parents: Ryan and Michelle Davidson

Siblings: One sister and one brother.

Married: Nope.

Children: uh-uh.

Scars/Markings: Nothing much, which is amazing since I work as a mechanic...

Skin/Fur color: Caucasian. With brown hair.

Current Residence: Chicago, Illinois

Height: five feet eleven inches

Vinnie and Charley Celebrate Valentine's Day The Prodigal Fan
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Once more our hapless hero battles perils in the lists of love...

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Today, Vinnie and Charley are going to celebrate Valentine’s Day. Do you know what Valentine’s Day is? Valentine’s Day is yet another religious festival hijacked for commercial reasons. Do you know what a cynic is? Prodigal does.
Vinnie isn’t sure what to do on Valentine’s Day, so he decides to ask some ladies for advice. Wise Vinnie. First, he goes to see Miss Dagger. Miss Dagger is a gunsmith. Can you guess why she and Vinnie are friends?
“Hello, Vinnie” says Miss Dagger.

The First Laundry Day inuficcrzy
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What happened when the mice first had laundry duty...

Disclaimer: I do not own those sweet furballs, damn that lucky Charley...

The First: Laundry Day

Three unsuspecting mice were lounging in various places around the scoreboard. No villains, no kidnappings, explosions, car-jackings, virtual quests, or medieval quests for that matter. Just a lazy day of sunshine, and ball games on the tv, and--

"YOU THREE CHAUVANISTIC FURBALLS!!"

The First Sugar Buzz inuficcrzy
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God help us all, Vinnie discovers sugar...Disclaimer: I do not own Biker Mice or Mars Bars of any kind. (sighs)

The First Sugar Buzz

Vinnie looked at Charley with mild suspicion. "You're kidding me, right?"

"No," she said in exasperation. "Peel off the plastic and bite into it. Its good."

"Looks a lot like a ration bar," he said, turning the brightly colored parcel in his hands.

The First Popsicle inuficcrzy
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Another in the First series. Charley buys some sweet treats for the bros, and interesting things happen.

Disclaimer: I don't own Biker Mice, if I did, Charley and Throttle would be married with six kids by now. I also don't own Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

The First Popsicle

"I'm feelin' sorry for any bad biker on the road today, rock n' rollers, cause it's now a scorchin' 101 degrees out there in Chi-town. Better keep in the pool or by the a/c, bros, there ain't gonna be a cool down for another week," said the voice of Sweet Georgie Brown over Charley's old radio.

The Night Before Christmas (In midnight's point of view) Midnight
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
All the food was eaten, by a certain winged mouse.
Stockings were hung around my neck like a noose
Along with a note that said "Gimmie presents or die, you have two options to choose"
6 juvenile delinquents were up all night plotting to torment me in their beds
While the husband is constantly aroused, making me feel tired and dead.
Fortunately I had money stored away this year in the bank,
But when I went to go shopping, the government went bankrupt and my mind went blank.
All of a sudden the ground shook and Santa appeared

Once Upon A Stink Fish - (C.E) eternalfan
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Once a upon a stink fish

The morning dew was slowly running off the leaves of the trees at the back of the “Last Chance” garage. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining… and the mice were pacing.
“Guys cut it out! I already have one gutter in my garage. I don’t need three more,” Charley scolded them as she waved her wrench in their directions, while pointing to the chairs, a sign for them to sit down.
Heaving a sigh of defeat and unease, Throttle sat down and draped his arms over his legs,
“Sorry babe. It’s just been so quiet these past few weeks. Too quiet,”

Charley's Song The Prodigal Fan
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Just a bit of fun, inspired by the Muppets' version of the 'Big Blue Frog' song.

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
I’m in love with a big white mouse,
And a big white mouse loves me.
It’s not as bad as it appears –
He’s six-one and his bod’s studly.

Throttle and Modo:
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!
Hot dogs! Hot dogs!
Rootbeer, rootbeer, rootbeer!

Charley:
He wears a Martian Flex-Plate mask,

Vinnie and Charley go to Freedom Fighter HQ The Prodigal Fan
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More evidence that Vinnie is much misunderstood:

Today, Vinnie and Charley are going to Freedom Fighter HQ. Charley has to do some work as a mechanic, whilst Vinnie has to do macho mouse stuff. They agree to meet up for hot dogs and root beer later. Do you like hot dogs and root beer? Vinnie does. See the dieticians frown.
Vinnie goes to the map room for a briefing. Carbine and Throttle are there.
“Hello Throttle! Hello Carbine!” says Vinnie.
“Hello Vinnie!” say Throttle and Carbine. What fun!

Vinnie and Charley Go Shopping The Prodigal Fan
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We all know Vinnie is an innocent abroad, frequently misunderstood. Here's the proof.

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Today, Vinnie and Charley are going shopping. Vinnie is a mouse, but not the little squeaking sort. Vinnie is the fuzzy and buff sort. Charley is a human. Do you know what inter-planetary romance is? Captain Kirk does. When Vinnie and Charley get into Brimstone, Charley goes to buy root beer whilst Vinnie goes to get his bazooka repaired.

Spring Cleaning! Blaze V
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Spring Cleaning!

Copyright 1998-1999

Written by Blaze Van Wham

July 29, 1999

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"Wake up!" Charley yelled into Jax's ear.
"Huh? What?" Jax said, as she bolted up from her bed. "Charley? Why did you wake me up so early?" she asked.
"I'll tell you later. But for now, help me wake up the guys." Charley told Jax.

Once all of the mice were assembled in the living room, Charley asked them, "Do any of you know what day it is?"

The Towel Story Blaze V
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Vinnie sighed, as he waited for Jax to be finished.
"Come on, sis! You're taking forever!" He banged loudly on the door to accent this.
Throttle, Vinnie and Modo had been waiting outside for almost half an hour. Each needed to take a shower desperately.
"Jax Van Wham!!! Hurry up!" Vinnie yelled again, banging more insistently on the door.
"Wait just a minute!! I'm finishing up may hair!" She yelled back, to which Vinnie replied,
"You have no hair!"